Monthly Archives: January 2005

I don’t mean to sound like a psychopath…but I had a really crazy dream last night, and I’m seeing the beginnings of a trend in my dreams. Let me explain.


Last night I was in a mall with two other people and we were trying to escape but there was a group of people posing as associates and mall workers who were after us. So we killed them, well I did specifically. How? you may ask?…by stabbing them in the head with a pencil….


Not only that but it took huge effort because the pencil kept breaking and wouldn’t work right so I was like smashing their heads and digging around to try and kill them, then right before I woke up I tried killing another one of the guys but the pencil was too flimsy and he was only pretending to be dead, I woke up trying to kill him more.


Gruesome as it may be, I had another dream with the same kind of premise not too long ago, only this time I was in my old apartment back in Indiana and I wasn’t killing another person I was killing a monster… with a pencil. And in this dream I drove the pencil into it’s chest and started swishing it around and all of a sudden I was stirring hamburger helper…Then I was back to killing, and I thought I was done, when I found another monster pretending to be dead, and I had to kill it too, but once again the pencil was too flimsy and I woke up trying to kill it.


Freud???? I’m calling out to the freudians out there, what the heck do these dreams mean? Do I sub-consiously look at my writing as my weapon of choice? Or is that too literal and obvious. Maybe I feel like I’m being attacked by something and all I have are flimsy worthless nothings to defend myself with? I don’t know, I’m just a little disturbed by it all. Pretty freakin weird.


Oh well


 

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Monday, January 3, 2005       THE MARLS WEEKLY            a1   
                          


             Headline: Marlee survives 2004 and ends the year with a twist…
                                          (of a bottle cap) continued page a2


                                MARLES DAVIS WEEKLY UPDATE


New Year’s Eve, what a fantastic event!      “Count me out!” Marla was rece
Midnight kisses, bubbly, and a few noise     ntly quoted sayng in regards to a 
makers make her’s quite the night to re-       tending school at utah S T A T E
member! Too bad we hear from an
Integritable source that singer songwriter   University this spring. ” W hat  i s
/Yuppie/ M I R A C L E worker-
Marles Davis spent her evening at  a –          another few months when you’ve
local fast food resteraunt by the name of    got you’re whole life to waste on
SONIC DRIVE-IN scrubbing floors &         getting an education.” she   cont
flipping burgers!!!                                        inued. One must question Marls’
                                                                   a pparent lack  o f interest in her
In more note- worthy news, Marles is s-       education, and wonder, W h e n
cheduled to make   an appearance t h i s      WILL she get her act to-gether?
weekend in Ventura, California at a con-      Perhaps the weekend will enligh
cert provided by renown jazz musici a  n      ten us, only time will tell us!
JASON Mraz and les ser known fem mi
tag along TRISTaN Prettyman. (Yes that              
IS her last name.) Though it’ s n o t  been
determined whether she will wear her plai
d pants, or jeans of a more subtle nature.