Monthly Archives: March 2005

Emily: “Yeah today I learned…it was on the news…you’re supposed to exersize 60-90 hours a day”

Me: “Emily, there’s only 25 hours in a day, that’s impossible.”


YAY for girls who dye their hair dark to try to cover up the fact they are blondes.

I really hate to do this, but I feel obligated to expose truth I so painstakingly discover, and I can no longer carry the burden of being the only person in my small realm of association with this knowledge so without further adieu:


 life is not fair, it is rarely fun, it is more complicated than a rubics cube without a manual and if you think too much you will most assuredly think yourself into a drunken stupor. And you will, in fact, be left with nothing but your complicated thoughts to keep you warm at night.


those two paragraphs are all I could salvage from my memory. I had to rewrite them after a spasmatic attack on the keyboard erased my previous entry. The first rendition was more lengthy and heavily worded, and in my expert opinion, of the utmost quality, so unfortunately I’m forced to wallow in the bitterness of a masterpiece lost to a universe at the expense of a world that will be deprived of it’s brilliance and what good it could have done. Second rate will just have to do, again


basically what I’m trying to say is it’s all a cruel and twisted joke that someone is playing on us.

It’s Been SOOO long since I’ve been to dunkin’ donuts, I hope you enjoy this


http://www.slate.com/Default.aspx?id=2114265&GT1=6208


“Dunkin’ Donuts hasn’t tried to battle Starbucks on the Seattle chain’s upscale turf. It peddles a more engaging, populist tone: high-quality coffees without the cultural pretension.”


“Customers most commonly associate ‘love’ with our coffee and doughnuts, ice cream and sandwiches.”


WAY TO GO!!!!


and finally I know what WOOT means
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

ANNOUNCEMENT: A boy talked to me. You know that boy in my sociology class who rarely sits down?? YUP he came up and talked to me today. I was looking through a stack of graded papers and he said, I quote, “OH! Theres Mine, oh it’s ok I’ll just go through them when you’re done.” And then I gave him the stack of papers, and when he found his he GAVE THEM BACK TO ME to put up and then I smiled and said excuse me, and ran away.