“swine flu”

Symptoms of swine flu:

general creepiness
loss of chest/arm hair
translucency
permanently pursed lips

symptoms

For what it’s worth I would like everyone to know that I had no gastric or intestinal symptoms,
but the Doctor insisted that I have the good old conspiracy virus.

There is no cause for alarm – as of 9 o’clock tonight I will no longer be contagious.
How do you GET swine flu you ask? Well there are a couple ways…

swine-flu

or

pig_kiss

or
you could just have your best friend and EVERY single one of your roommates get sick all about the same time. Whatever works for you.

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