Symptoms of swine flu:
loss of chest/arm hair
permanently pursed lips
For what it’s worth I would like everyone to know that I had no gastric or intestinal symptoms,
but the Doctor insisted that I have the good old conspiracy virus.
There is no cause for alarm – as of 9 o’clock tonight I will no longer be contagious.
How do you GET swine flu you ask? Well there are a couple ways…
you could just have your best friend and EVERY single one of your roommates get sick all about the same time. Whatever works for you.